Did you guys know a year ago we were coming back from Candy Mountain? That is- I was just looking through old entries, and... Right. That was a couple of days ago last year. Bloody odd adventure, that.

Well, I'm really bored, and I haven't done this in awhile, so, er... Does anyone want me to do any icons? Or pictures or anything? I'm sure I could come up with some, I just... Well, hahaha, I can't! I don't know, I just need something to do!

...I think our series is going to be ending, soon. I really, really hope it doesn't end with everyone being killed off, because from what I know about it so far... That looks like what's going to happen. God.

Saturday was Pein's party! I am glad I got to go, it was loads of fun. And the being out in the sun bit wasn't as bad as I had thought it would be, which I'm really quite grateful for. I do kind of wish I could've enjoyed it without having to be covered up, and actually been able to eat some of the food, because it looked amazing... Oh, well.

Anyways, it was fun seeing a lot of friends again, and meeting everyone else, too! And, ahahaha... Er. I... sort of took over the laser tag, didn't I? Haha, sorry, I guess I sort of got carried away.

...Did I miss something? I thought the end of the world was supposed to be in 2012.

In a couple of weeks, it'll have been two years... God, it feels like it's been so much longer than that. I ought to do something, I don't know.

I'm not even going to get started on the week that I spent in the bloody woods in the middle of Japan being harassed by ninjas that came out of nowhere. I guess it could've been a lot worse, but... I was glad to be home.

Zombies are everywhere... I really wish I could say this was something out of the ordinary, but, ahha. It really isn't.

All right. All right. Right. Everyone. The first thing you need to do is stay calm. I know that sounds horribly cliche, but it's important. Don't get cornered in some place, stay in a large area with a lot of exits. And don't drive anywhere! It's easy to get trapped in a car, or crash, or something.

To get rid of them, shoot them in the head or the heart. The head's the safest way, though. And for the love of God, don't set them on fire. Because then all you've got is a zombie on fire, which is about five times worse.

I wish I had time to give more help, but I've got to go, now.

God, I need to start keeping up with this thing more. It's just been really, really busy this month. It's starting to get warm again, which means more people are going out at night, so we've got to make sure attacks don't go up or anything, you know?

( I found this on a site, though, it's really neat! )

I haven't been to the circus in so long. Well, really, never for fun, we had to deal with a vampire circus, er, a couple of months ago, I think... And I really don't know if I'd like to go to a circus again after that. I finally get why people think clowns are so bloody terrifying. Eugh.

So! What've I missed? Hahaha.

Hahahaha, this's the first time I've ever been on the receiving end of Mother's Day before. Really, it... Well, it makes me feel old, you know? I'm not supposed to be celebrating this for... er, I guess a long time, though I don't really know... It still makes me feel old! Plus, it's kind of making me miss my mum even more.

But it was still a lovely day, even though some people got the date wrong :). Aimee got me flowers that I'm still trying to figure out where she got them from, and a trip to a spa. Thank you so much again, darling, I really needed this.

...This is really, really, really nice after all. I'm lucky.

Ugh. This has not been a good start of the month. Not three days after I come home there's a ridiculous amount of vampire activity all over the countryside that's had everyone running around. Every one of them was bad, too, these buggers come up with the most disgusting... Well, I just- It's a miracle so few people died.

I think this entire thing's finally starting to get to me. Hellsing. That is, a year ago, I... wouldn't have wanted anyone to be killed. I didn't even like it when I was still a cop... But I'm not going to think about it anymore.

And Aimee's just getting over a cold, too, so I've been looking after her and just... I guess I haven't really had the time to be around here that much. Sorry... I haven't missed anything, have I? Hallo, newcomers! ^^

I'm home I'm home I'm home!!! Pip and Selphie found us on Saturday and got the handcuffs off! And then there was the wedding on Sunday- and Selphie you looked amazing and everything was wonderful! And I'm just extremely excited and happy right now because I've fed- and I don't have to worry about hurting anyone else, and I've hugged my daughter and last night I slept in my bed with my husband and gekhgskejhkjehrgkhjtr!!!

Well. Just... Thank God. It's good to be back.

ferthkxbtgjsklerhgkserg oh my God there are cannibals on this island fgsdbxlkthjt

God, I haven't been around for awhile, huh? I guess it there just hasn't been much going on that's really out of the ordinary... Which is silly! I mean, I hunt vampires... Nothing should ever be ordinary, right?

Though, it's almost been a month- Next Sunday! Wow. It, ahaha, it really doesn't feel like it, you know? That's to say, everything's been so normal! Which... I guess that's all right. It's perfect, really, to go back to normal after getting married.

Mmmm, what else...? Everyone else is really bored, too, aren't they?

I guess... Maybe we're getting one after all.



It... It isn't going to be all about me, is it?! I mean- That's not how it goes...! I don't know.

(ooc: Apparently this is just the trailer that was sent to the Japanese producers saying "This is what the movie would be like if we made it!" But, then again, it's supposed to be in production already. :3)

Well... We're back home. Actually we came back last night, but just getting settled took some time. India was nice, but.. I did miss London a lot :D

Aimee kept going on with her "APRIL FOOL'S!" jokes today, hahaha. I almost forgot that was today! Though I do remember last year's, that was... Well, all right, it was absolutely ridiculous, but it was fun at the time!

Hi, everyone who's new! I'm Seras, from the Hellsing Organization! It's nice to meet you all :D

SELPHIE!!! You need to come into town now, we've got your wedding to plan!!

Edit: ...What the hell is this? Who- who are those people? I know they're... probably supposed to be Millennium, but... How weird.

I rode an elephant today!! Oh my God, they're so tall! I think it was a bit scared of me at first, because, er, y'know, I think animals are normally scared of vampires or- or things like that... But once he got used to me it was all right! They're actually really smart, I learned that today.

I think we'll be going home soon, though. I don't really want to, it's beautiful here, and so much fun, and Pip... But I suppose we've got to go back to normal sometime, you know? Well, except I'm still getting used to being married and everything :3

And it looks like things are normal 'round here, too... Well. In that everyone's gone completely mad again. It was getting to be too quiet. Thank God we're both all right, though, I don't know what I'd do if Pip or I got caught up in this now.

Hmmm :)

Title: Conversations in an Indian hotel room
Rating: PG
Series: Hellsing
Characters: Pip/Seras
Notes: * Brawl canon. It's a fact.
* This is the most unoriginal title ever. It's also a fact.
* One day I'll write more than these two, I promise 8(

( You're unbelievable. )

.......................*headbangs*

vkjrehgkljsehrkgj Oh my God we're in India!! Our hotel's in Calcutta and it's gorgeous! This's- Oh my God, I don't even know what to say. Pip is amazing.

...And he's my husband now. fgskjerhklgtjserhglkjserh glkjserh blkjtrhlkjbhstkrbsrtjdn :DDDDDDDDDDDD

The wedding was... Oh my God, it was the best day of my life, by far. I still can't... Oh my God. Everyone who came, thank you for being there, it meant so much to me. Emmett... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm so happy I got to see your Pac-man in person ♥. It was hysterical.

And, er, what else... Nothing! gsekjrlhgslkrjhglkjsergsrtlhkjsrltkjhsr I'm married. I never, ever thought I'd ever get married. But... I am. :DDDDDD

...HALLO EVERYONE!!! :D

Ugh, the weather is absolutely miserable! Raining so hard I can barely see the front gates. I just hope I don't have to go outside any time today. Though, I suppose it wouldn't be all that bad... At least the sun isn't out, so I don't have to worry about looking like a freak compared to everyone else. But it's still the kind of day you'd rather spend inside, you know? Warm clothes, maybe a book or a movie... That's what I should do!

Selphie, the party last night was amazing! Thanks to everyone who came :D

......I'm getting married in a day and a half. Oh my God. I can't believe it's almost here. ngrjktkg

Because Nako says I HAVE TO POST THIS NOW SO SHE CAN READ IT omfg. Also,christ, I haven't written fanfic in ages.

Title: Miscommunication
Rating: G-PG
Series: Hellsing
Characters: Pip and Seras

( and suddenly the Frenchman was grateful that looks couldn’t kill )

Sorry for the, like, overload of spamming your f-lists lately. It's out of love I promise 8(

Right, so my last post ended up turning into a bloody zoo. It... Was actually sort of amusing until certain people joined in. Honestly.

Besides that... It was definitely an unpleasant shock, so many people from our fandom showing up like that, all from Millennium and Iscariot.... I just hope nobody else follows them. Especially him.

I'm not posting it again, by the way, the results after all of that. And you're not spamming this entry.

...Less than ten days :DDD Pip, let's do something with Aimee soon.

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Hahahahhaa! Boys :D And I don't think Calvin was up that much the last time ;)

So... I was wrong about the week being terrible. Sure it- it started out absolutely horrid, but it's at least sort of better now... Did some shopping for spring! I'm so happy the weather's starting to get warm again. It's going to be just right for the 20th, I'm positive ^_^.

I haven't read a good book in awhile... Does anyone have any reccomendations? I feel like I've read every book I've got at least twice.

Got some more icons, too :D

EDIT: fgjkerslgkhsejrhgkjserhkgjsherklgsehkgeskjr!!!! MASTER! SIR INTEGRA!! SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYY DD8

EDITx2: OH MY GOD DOES EVERYONE WHO HATES US HAVE A JOURNAL NOW?!!?! flkjerkgsehgkjehlsgkjtrht

...It's over. I'm back to normal. I guess it must've worn off somehow, thank God.

I don't care if it was a new experience or not, this has been, by far, the worst week in a long time. Just... everything... felt strange and unbelievably awkward.

...The wedding is two weeks from today vjhhgdwsfgljggkjgkjgrkjlerehgohgod. I swear I'm going to give myself a heart attack before then... If I can even get one. Hahaha.

.........OH MY GOD.

cdfghklkjfdhsghdhfgfkdsjaeshdffdktysrteastrdfhgghgnfdcgdfsdzgedfhjgjkhgjhvbrrkej I'M- WHY AM I-?! I'M A GUY OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!

...Yesterday. That's what that was. That- Whatever it was. It- That's got to be it.

fhkerjheklwlhgslkjerhgskerbe rb Oh my God this is the last thing I need right now.